My three girlfriends and I decided to take a risk and travel to the Caribbean during hurricane season to get the cheapest beach vacation possible.  We went online to hunt down the least expensive airfare and hotel accommodations.  We figured we would all split one hotel room, so our vacation would cost next-to-nothing.   We lucked out, or so we thought, as during our trip there were no hurricanes or storms in sight.  But as it turned out, our hotel looked over a nude beach.  Now you might think this wasn’t a bad thing, except this was a beach for nudists.  And if you know anything about nudists, 99.9% are absolutely not hot.  Most are fat old men with a small penis and their equally hideous spouses.   So every day to get to the non-nude beach area, we had to parade through in our very skimpy thong bikinis past every old gross pervert with a small penis out on display. 

Of course, some of these men with a small penis got a little excited seeing us twenty-ish hotties walk past and they popped tiny erections.  We had to giggle as we walked by at these small penis reactions.  Then when we got to the non-nude beach, it seemed like it was a popular beach for men to wear Speedo bathing trunks, you know, the fake rich playboy types, which also showed off that they had a small penis!  It was small penis hell!  No wonder why our hotel room rate was so cheap in addition to the hurricane season discount.  We inquired of the concierge if there were any more beaches in the area where we could go and have fun!  The concierge was a snide  smartass and asked:  Why, weren’t we having fun?  We finally rented some Vespa scooters and found a much better beach where hot guys and girls like us, in their twenties, were sunbathing, swimming and having fun.  There were no small penis faux-impresarios in Speedos or small penis nudists either, so our vacation was salvaged.

- Guest writer Sara